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VEGASSSS
Filed Under: Funny
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Definitely something worth yelling…
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Don’t call someone after you get your wisdom teeth out
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Because this is what happens
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Didn’t get her off the internet
Filed Under: Omg Cute
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We thought it was funny and cute – don’t call us queer please.
What A Creeper
Filed Under: That's Creepy
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Putting Girly Perfume on? This voicemail is as creepy as creepy gets.
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“The Little Mishap”
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“A Little Mishap” (Noun) 1.) What you call throwing up on the phone while being drunk.
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This is a Fax Machine Not a Phrrone Number
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Arguably the longest voicemail on this website – and could very well be one of the funniest
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Don’t Mess With Me – Have A Nice day
Filed Under: Funny, Hilarious Top Five
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“How Did You Get My Number, Why Did You Call Me?” – Sounds Like an Old Morgan Freeman
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the boss leaves a “test” message on his employees voicemail – inadvertently
Filed Under: Funny
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Leave a voicemail (Like a boss) Look like an idiot (Like a boss)… Yes it’s working (Like a boss)
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Friend Hungover – 70 Virgins?
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This is possibly the longest hungover voicemail ever – kind of funny – Apparently, story is this kid went to a party – got trashed and had to work the next day – too bad
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I’m Rich… and Desperate
Filed Under: Just Awkward
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We couldn’t even laugh at this… I bet he has having a tea party on his spaceship later.
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