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We Got A “Situation” Here – Explicit
Filed Under: Funny
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This reminds me of the Jersey Shore
Ralph Malph for President
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Best Name Ever (Guy trying to “sell” a free trip after being hung up on 4 times… I think he forgot to hang up at the end)
Show Some Respect – Nevermind…
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This person isn’t a fan of illegal immigrants – (response to this story)… I’m not sure how many “American Stereotypes” this lady filled with one voicemail, but she hit a lot of them.
VEGASSSS
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Definitely something worth yelling…
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Don’t call someone after you get your wisdom teeth out
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Because this is what happens
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Didn’t get her off the internet
Filed Under: Omg Cute
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We thought it was funny and cute – don’t call us queer please.
What A Creeper
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Putting Girly Perfume on? This voicemail is as creepy as creepy gets.
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“The Little Mishap”
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“A Little Mishap” (Noun) 1.) What you call throwing up on the phone while being drunk.
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This is a Fax Machine Not a Phrrone Number
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Arguably the longest voicemail on this website – and could very well be one of the funniest
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