Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category


We Got A “Situation” Here – Explicit

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This reminds me of the Jersey Shore

Ralph Malph for President

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Best Name Ever (Guy trying to “sell” a free trip after being hung up on 4 times… I think he forgot to hang up at the end)

Motherly Advise

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Mom sounds awesome.

Show Some Respect – Nevermind…

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This person isn’t a fan of illegal immigrants – (response to this story)… I’m not sure how many “American Stereotypes” this lady filled with one voicemail, but she hit a lot of them.

VEGASSSS

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Definitely something worth yelling…

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Don’t call someone after you get your wisdom teeth out

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Because this is what happens

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“The Little Mishap”

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“A Little Mishap” (Noun) 1.) What you call throwing up on the phone while being drunk.

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This is a Fax Machine Not a Phrrone Number

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Arguably the longest voicemail on this website – and could very well be one of the funniest

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Don’t Mess With Me – Have A Nice day

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“How Did You Get My Number, Why Did You Call Me?” – Sounds Like an Old Morgan Freeman

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the boss leaves a “test” message on his employees voicemail – inadvertently

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Leave a voicemail (Like a boss) Look like an idiot (Like a boss)… Yes it’s working (Like a boss)

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