Hilarious Voicemails

We Got A “Situation” Here – Explicit

wilhelk — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:50:20 +0000

This reminds me of the Jersey Shore

Ralph Malph for President

wilhelk — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:07:49 +0000

Best Name Ever (Guy trying to “sell” a free trip after being hung up on 4 times… I think he forgot to hang up at the end)

Motherly Advise

wilhelk — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:03:42 +0000

Mom sounds awesome.

Show Some Respect – Nevermind…

wilhelk — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:58:28 +0000

This person isn’t a fan of illegal immigrants – (response to this story)… I’m not sure how many “American Stereotypes” this lady filled with one voicemail, but she hit a lot of them.

VEGASSSS

wilhelk — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:30:43 +0000

Definitely something worth yelling…

Booya

Don’t call someone after you get your wisdom teeth out

wilhelk — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:38:32 +0000

Because this is what happens
Justin

Didn’t get her off the internet

wilhelk — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:16:02 +0000

We thought it was funny and cute – don’t call us queer please.

What A Creeper

wilhelk — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 14:41:53 +0000

Putting Girly Perfume on? This voicemail is as creepy as creepy gets.

Hell and high water

“The Little Mishap”

wilhelk — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:07:24 +0000

“A Little Mishap” (Noun) 1.) What you call throwing up on the phone while being drunk.

The Little Mishap

This is a Fax Machine Not a Phrrone Number

wilhelk — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:45:36 +0000

Arguably the longest voicemail on this website – and could very well be one of the funniest

hinese man