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Don’t Mess With Me – Have A Nice day
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“How Did You Get My Number, Why Did You Call Me?” – Sounds Like an Old Morgan Freeman
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the boss leaves a “test” message on his employees voicemail – inadvertently
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Leave a voicemail (Like a boss) Look like an idiot (Like a boss)… Yes it’s working (Like a boss)
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Friend Hungover – 70 Virgins?
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This is possibly the longest hungover voicemail ever – kind of funny – Apparently, story is this kid went to a party – got trashed and had to work the next day – too bad
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I’m Rich… and Desperate
Filed Under: Just Awkward
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We couldn’t even laugh at this… I bet he has having a tea party on his spaceship later.
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Anyone care to Translate?
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If you can translate this – we applaud you… the only definite thing here = drunk dial
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Why won’t they squirt it on if I request it?
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Give him the sauce, he deserves it.
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Accidentally “sexting” a 10 year old
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Accidentally texting a 10 year old girl after it was reassigned from this other girl I slept with in Vegas
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Let the poor girl play Halo
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Because we have Barack Obama
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The End of this voicemail is by far the best part – Baracks Stimulus package will make everyone who is poor – rich.